specialstarfish:

serotnin:

*doesn’t show affection* oh no, I’m making things awkward!!

*shows affection* oh no, I’m making things awkward!!

*doesn’t show affection* oh no, I’m being distant and cold!!

*shows affection* oh no, I’m being clingy and overbearing!!

Reblogged from 23. Ohio. 🌈

hasan-minhaj:

We have to say, “I can do that,” and “I should be allowed to do that.”

Glenn Close at the Golden Globes (2019)

Reblogged from Goddamn.

trainthief:

my coworker today was like “i bet you dont know this song” and put on Don’t Go Breaking My Heart. And I was like “yeah, of course I do, it’s Elton John” and he was like “who?” and I said “Elton John. He wrote this” and he was like “oh I don’t know about that, it’s just in the Chicken Little movie” 

Reblogged from klim kostin is valid

Anonymous asked: wanna fuck

beyoncescock:

..ing hold hands you mean? yes I’m down for it

Reblogged from G L O R I O U S

flower-lesbienne:

gunsandfireandshit:

casbean:

harryngtonewithyourshit:

beardedchrisevans:

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Is Chris Evans Steve Rogers or is Steve Rogers Chris Evans?

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good

“Fellas, is it gay to be a good father?”

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Shout out to Harry Hill

volcainist:

I don’t get how ppl take quick power naps. When I nap I literally never wake up

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billiam-spockspeare:

Capitalism will put the bill on your grave and harass your grieving family until they pay

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